The Tish and Ian Show

Variety Ep 16 - Double Impact & Double Team

Mon, 20 Apr 2026 01:02:02 +0000

Van Damme, Van Damme, and Van Damme in... 2 movies, but 3 Van Dammes? Dennis Rodman also plays a cardboard cutout of himself very well with how stiff he acts.

Variety Ep 15 - Dollman

Sun, 19 Apr 2026 23:52:54 +0000

An unexpected delight. A tale of life in gang lands and what happens when governments abandon their people.

Variety Ep 14 - Cool World

Thu, 26 Mar 2026 23:06:37 +0000

Brad Pitt stars as a cop in a cartoon world stopping cartoons from having sex. This is 100% real.

Variety Ep 13 - Aeon Flux & Ultraviolet

Mon, 16 Mar 2026 01:39:10 +0000

Another double feature. The early 2000s were so cool you have no idea. The Blade trilogy should be included in this claim.

Variety Ep 12 - Empire Queen The Golden Age of Magic

Mon, 16 Mar 2026 01:33:32 +0000

This was a years in the making project. I mention it in the episode but check out Chris Dane Owens music videos because that's what was out nearly 10 years ago that spawned this movie.

Variety Ep 11 - Bad Santa 1 & 2

Mon, 16 Mar 2026 01:31:22 +0000

What a roller coaster, first time I saw either. These movies could not be any more different.

Variety Ep 10 - Bedazzled

Mon, 16 Mar 2026 01:30:06 +0000

Charming AF. Elizabeth Hurley and Brenden Fraser became total buds after this and that's even more charming to know.

Variety Ep 9 - Sudden Death

Mon, 16 Mar 2026 01:28:27 +0000

This movie split-kicks major ass. JCVD movies are a fun time. I just don't understand how his pants don't rip. Also the terrorists follow rules to a fault.

Variety Ep 8 - The People Under the Stairs

Mon, 16 Mar 2026 01:26:02 +0000

I didn't see this one, my wife takes the reigns on this. It's bonkers.

Variety Ep 7 - The Avengers (1998)

Mon, 16 Mar 2026 01:24:26 +0000

We continue with the avengers.... or do we? Guess we need to make a 4th segment to go through all of those now.

Variety Ep 6 - Venom 3

Mon, 16 Mar 2026 01:23:04 +0000

It had its fun moments. What's incredible is a Marvel movie actually having a conclusion.

Variety Ep 5 - Master of Disguise

Mon, 16 Mar 2026 01:18:21 +0000

A real heaping pile of trash. Dana Carvey really dropped the ball on this.

Variety Ep 4 - Idlewild

Mon, 16 Mar 2026 01:16:08 +0000

Outcast made a movie.

Variety Ep 3 - Monkeybone

Thu, 12 Mar 2026 22:21:58 +0000

Chris Kattan's best performance. Fraser is charming as always. Stacked cast in a goofy premise.

Variety Ep 2 - The Greatest Showman

Thu, 12 Mar 2026 22:20:03 +0000

Its a fever dream of slop but at least its not Chairman of the Board.

Variety Ep 1 - Chairman of the Board

Thu, 12 Mar 2026 22:16:11 +0000

From the late great Norm MacDonald, "More like Chairman of the BORED".

Cage Ep 5 - Birdy

Mon, 18 May 2026 21:09:01 +0000

Another serious Cage, its for the birds. Actually It's about PTSD, the Vietnam war, and birds. Any ways, I made the cookies and they crushed.

Cage Ep 4 - The Cotton Club

Mon, 16 Mar 2026 00:56:24 +0000

It's the Roaring 20's and the cast is stacked. Oh yeah, Cage is in this too. Thanks Uncle Coppola.

Cage Ep 3 - Racing With the Moon

Thu, 12 Mar 2026 21:52:59 +0000

Semi-serious cage, it seems like he negotiated a cage moment in this period piece drama.

Cage Ep 2 - Rumble Fish

Thu, 12 Mar 2026 21:50:58 +0000

Serious Cage, a rare treat.

Cage Ep 1 - Valley Girl

Thu, 12 Mar 2026 21:49:08 +0000

Nick Coppola... I mean Cage. I have a feeling Francis demoted him.

Swan Dive Ep 28 - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Mon, 18 May 2026 20:29:12 +0000

Sandler tackling the next hot button political issue, middle east conflict! Oh but have you heard of hummus? They put it on everything, isn't that weird? Also, he's totally straight in case you questioned it.

Swan Dive Ep 27 - Bedtime Stories.mp3

Mon, 18 May 2026 20:08:11 +0000

Disney and Sandler? It's the worst movie for kids and the worst movie for adults, misses both marks pretty hard.

But boy oh boy, does Rob Schneider do an ever so "tasteful" red face.

Swan Dive Ep 26 - I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry

Tue, 28 Apr 2026 23:17:13 +0000

You ready for Sandler to sensitively handle this one? It's ok though, once bigotry directly effects him, now he cares!

Swan Dive Ep 25 - Reign Over Me

Fri, 24 Apr 2026 22:48:46 +0000

Wacky hijinks ensue as Sandler loses it all! I joke but I truly think we'll get Sandler's take on Schindler's list. Also Shadow of the Colossus cameo.

Swan Dive Ep 24 - Click

Wed, 25 Mar 2026 23:55:38 +0000

This movie takes a turn and we take a turn rambling. I imagine a lot of sad bros expecting more remote control shenanigans rather than a story of capitalism crushing a man to dust.

Swan Dive Ep 23 - Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo

Sun, 22 Mar 2026 21:01:43 +0000

Big surprise, its real bad. Lots of big tangents.

Swan Dive Ep 22 - The Longest Yard

Sun, 22 Mar 2026 18:27:40 +0000

Little whoopsie-daisy and wasn't recording the first 30 minutes. Any way, sports!

Swan Dive Ep 21 - Spanglish

Sun, 22 Mar 2026 17:56:10 +0000

Another "serious" one. Tea Leoni is great. Consider this is a college essay and then think about a mom telling all these details to a child.

Swan Dive Ep 20 - 50 First Dates

Sun, 22 Mar 2026 17:13:56 +0000

It's actually a horror movie.

Swan Dive Ep 19 - Anger Management

Wed, 11 Mar 2026 23:22:50 +0000

The lesson is, punch people when you're mad.

Swan Dive Ep 18 - Mr. Deeds

Wed, 11 Mar 2026 23:19:58 +0000

I fear for Winona

Swan Dive Ep 17 - Punch Drunk Love

Wed, 11 Mar 2026 23:08:17 +0000

An art house movie. When he has no say in a movie, it works!

Swan Dive Ep 16 - The Animal

Wed, 11 Mar 2026 23:05:45 +0000

Oh no, another Schneider. Thanks to the side characters, its BEAR-ly BEAR-able.

Swan Dive Ep 15 - Little Nicky

Wed, 11 Mar 2026 22:43:55 +0000

Was this slightly funny because they reference Pop Eyes a million times? Or because it came after Deuce... the world may never know.

Swan Dive Ep 14 - Deuce Bigalow

Wed, 11 Mar 2026 22:42:15 +0000

Release the Schneider cut!

Swan Dive EP 13 - Big Daddy

Wed, 11 Mar 2026 22:38:26 +0000

Has its moments... of trash.

Swan Dive Ep 12 - Wedding Singer

Wed, 11 Mar 2026 22:37:50 +0000

Uncredited script revisors: Judd Apatow and Carrie Fisher. No wonder it works.

Swan Dive Ep 11 - Waterboy

Wed, 11 Mar 2026 22:33:56 +0000

Boys and water, whats not to like?

Swan Dive Ep 10 - Bulletproof

Wed, 11 Mar 2026 22:32:37 +0000

We had never heard of this one. And after watching, for good reason!

Swan Dive Ep 9 - Happy Gilmore

Wed, 11 Mar 2026 22:32:03 +0000

Again, seen this a million times as a kid. Will it maintain the charm?

Swan Dive Ep 8 - Eight Crazy Nights

Wed, 11 Mar 2026 22:29:52 +0000

More like Eight Lame Nights, am I right? This town is full of monsters.

Swan Dive Ep 7 - Billy Madison

Wed, 11 Mar 2026 22:25:38 +0000

This is the first one I've ever seen and every character but Sandler holds up.

Swan Dive EP 6 - Airheads

Wed, 11 Mar 2026 22:24:10 +0000

It's a fun ride, Brenden Fraser steals the show.

Swan Dive Ep 5 - Mixed Nuts

Wed, 11 Mar 2026 22:23:05 +0000

Adam again is a side character so its actually enjoyable.

Swan Dive Ep 4 - Coneheads

Wed, 11 Mar 2026 22:21:40 +0000

Early SNL skit to movie pipeline. They were pumping them out in this era.

Swan Dive Ep 3 - Shakes the Clown

Wed, 11 Mar 2026 22:20:19 +0000

This one is actually good but he's a side character. Less is more will be a running theme in his movies.

Swan Dive Ep 2 - Going Overboard

Wed, 11 Mar 2026 22:19:11 +0000

Starting off with a real snoozer of a flick but early insight into what's to come. It's pain.

Swan Dive Ep 1 - SNL Era

Wed, 11 Mar 2026 22:04:05 +0000

Welcome to the Swan Dive segment. You'd think it was a good stretch of SNL but Adam does none of the lifting.

Ep 0.5 - The Real Intro

Wed, 11 Mar 2026 21:55:41 +0000

Long winded overview of the show's format.