The Sports Hangover

Tiger's THIRD Crash, $4,000 Olympic Tickets & Jags Move to Orlando

Wed, 08 Apr 2026 01:58:27 +0000

Tiger's in rehab. Puka's in rehab. Olympic tickets cost more than rent. Artemis went to the moon. The Jags are moving to Orlando. And we've got Masters betting picks that might actually hit.

📌 TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 – Intro & Artemis II Moon Mission Recap 3:30 – NASA's Storytelling is Elite (Astronauts = Entertainers) 5:15 – Commercial Flights Haven't Improved in 60 Years 7:00 – Emotional Support Dog Poops on Mike's Flight 8:30 – LA28 Olympic Ticket Presale Breakdown 11:00 – $4,000 Opening Ceremony Tickets?! 13:15 – Mike Accidentally Buys Baseball Tickets 14:30 – American Live Sports Experience is Broken 16:00 – Jaguars Moving to Orlando for 2027 19:00 – Could Orlando Get an Expansion Team? 21:00 – Tiger Woods DUI Arrest Breakdown 24:00 – Bodycam Footage & Sobriety Test Memes 26:30 – Why Is Tiger Still Driving Himself? 28:00 – Tiger & Puka: Is Rehab Performative? 30:00 – Masters Week: No Tiger, No Phil 31:30 – J Dawg's Masters Betting Picks (Bryson, Åberg, Fleetwood) 34:00 – Dark Horse Picks (Knapp, Brennan) 35:30 – When to Bet: Pre-Thursday vs. Wait 36:30 – Kirk Cousins Signs with Raiders ($172M LOL) 38:00 – NFL Quarterback Age Discussion 40:00 – Closing & Where to Find Us

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Spring Break, Broken Trades, and Billion Dollar TV Deals

Tue, 24 Mar 2026 01:41:33 +0000

Your favorite podcast hosts didn't take the week off. You're welcome.

Mike's on dad duty. j dawg's got a telescope. The NFL wants billions more for the same games. And our AI model is predicting playoff winners. let's go.

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⏱️ TIMESTAMPS

0:00 — spring break rant: why does daycare close so much 4:01 — j dawg's telescope & opening day fit 4:40 — waddle traded to broncos for a first-round pick 6:06 — broncos fan group chat reaction 6:36 — does waddle actually fix denver? 7:47 — mike's NFL prediction model update 8:35 — NFL TV deal breakdown: CBS, fox, ESPN, amazon 12:11 — current TV deal numbers 13:06 — will sunday games get buried on streaming? 15:14 — netflix paid $75M per christmas game 16:22 — NFL owns 10% of ESPN... and is negotiating with them 18:01 — march 10th: craziest day in sports this year 19:05 — bam adebayo scores 83 points 20:07 — maxx crosby trade falls apart 20:49 — USA loses to italy in WBC 21:46 — NBA playoff predictions: AI model picks 24:02 — OKC vs boston — thunder in 6? 26:00 — j dawg's counter: spurs vs pistons 27:06 — NHL playoff predictions: avalanche vs lightning 29:48 — MLB opening day & dodgers banner night 30:14 — march madness? mike hasn't watched a second 30:58 — wrap up & where to find us

Free Agency Winners, Losers, and Whatever the Jets Are Doing

Wed, 11 Mar 2026 01:36:06 +0000

The Jets signed Gino Smith. Again. The Raiders spent $200 million and nobody can name who they got. Dak's wedding blew up at a joint bachelor party. And somehow Malik Willis might be the best rushing QB in football.

We're breaking down every major move from the first 48 hours of free agency — the winners, the losers, and whatever the Jets are doing.

TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 — Intro

1:42 — Gino Smith back to the Jets (worst move ever?)

3:48 — Tom Brady convinced someone to want Gino

4:15 — Malik Willis to the Dolphins — is he legit?

6:14 — Willis might be the best rushing QB in the NFL 6:38 — Tua to the Falcons — two lefties, one locker room

8:21 — Does the first round draft pick even matter?

11:10 — Free agency losers: Colts & Ravens overpaid

12:01 — Alec Pierce got HOW much?

13:18 — Max Crosby to Baltimore — too steep?

14:12 — Raiders spent $200M in 48 hours

16:13 — Do first round picks actually hit?

18:02 — Joe Burrow playing blackjack with Jessica Alba

19:03 — Kenneth Walker to the Chiefs 20:02 — The drunk GM negotiation clip 21:06 — Travis Kelce should've retired 21:19 — Mike Evans leaves Tampa for the 49ers

24:09 — DJ Moore to the Bills — good or bad?

25:11 — Lions sign Pacheco, Pats get Romeo Doubs

26:06 — Seahawks Super Bowl brain drain 27:44 — Dak Prescott's wedding called off 30:10 — Joint bachelor parties are the worst idea ever 31:35 — Fantasy relevant moves recap 32:08 — Where does Kyler Murray land? 34:24 — Wrap up + how to reach us

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NFL Free Agency Starts Next Week & Everything Is On Fire

Fri, 06 Mar 2026 02:20:05 +0000

The NFL offseason is heating up and we're breaking it all down. Tom Brady's wellness guy is leaking roster cuts, Max Crosby is gone, the Seahawks sold a Super Bowl team, and the Steelers somehow only have five toilets for 53 players. Plus — we're going to Las Vegas for the Enhanced Games. Yes, the steroid Olympics. This is a real thing.

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TIMESTAMPS:

0:00 - Welcome & NHL Olympic Hangover 1:17 - NFL Free Agency Is Next Week

2:08 - Max Crosby, Alex Guerrero & The Raiders Circus

4:47 - Why Do Rich Guys Keep Working? (Tom Brady, Bob Iger, MySpace Tom)

7:41 - 🚨 BULLSHOOTER BELIEVE: Lamar Jackson Traded To The Raiders?

9:07 - Derek Henry To The Ravens & Lamar's Low Lows

11:11 - The Seahawks Won The Super Bowl & Are Selling The Team

12:38 - Kenneth Walker, Super Bowl MVP, Is A Free Agent

13:59 - NFLPA Survey: Dolphins #1, Steelers Dead Last (Five Toilets) 15:16 - Aaron Rodgers To The Steelers? Mike McCarthy Hired

17:05 - 🚨 BULLSHOOTER BELIEVE: Vikings Divorcing JJ McCarthy

18:50 - How Schemes Make Or Break QBs (Darnold, McCarthy, Mendoza)

20:25 - Is Tua The Most Hated Good QB In The NFL?

21:53 - The Dolphins Cap Disaster: Tank Or Compete?

24:38 - Eagles Trading AJ Brown For A First Round Pick

25:46 - 🚨 BULLSHOOTER BELIEVE: AJ Brown To The Bills?

28:02 - Is The Bench Press The Most Overrated Combine Test? 3

0:38 - The Combine Is Outdated (Jaguars Didn't Even Show Up)

31:53 - VR Testing, Psychological Evals & The Future Of The Combine

33:22 - The Enhanced Games Are Real And We're Going To Vegas

35:03 - See You For NFL Free Agency Next Week 🔔

Hockey Is Hot, the NFL Is Shrinking, and Hollywood Is Merging

Sat, 28 Feb 2026 02:20:59 +0000

This episode covers the latest in sports, including Olympic highlights, hockey's rising stars, the impact of the Olympics on American sports, and the future of sports media and streaming. Join us for insights on Olympic moments, hockey stars like Jack Hughes, and the evolving landscape of sports broadcasting.

WE CALLED IT ALL. Seahawks Win Super Bowl LX.

Mon, 09 Feb 2026 17:22:32 +0000

In this episode of Sports Hangover, hosts Michael Benatar and J DAWG discuss the recent Super Bowl, sharing their thoughts on the game's lackluster performance, the standout MVP Kenneth Walker, and the implications of the Seahawks' victory. They delve into betting insights, quarterback performances, and the cultural impact of the halftime show featuring Bad Bunny. The conversation also touches on commercials, future predictions for NFL teams, and personal experiences related to Olympic sports.

Why the Patriots Have NO Chance & My Exact Score Prediction

Wed, 04 Feb 2026 00:06:33 +0000

Is the Super Bowl script in? We discuss the massive payout for the "Patriots Win" conspiracy, our trip to Sundance in Park City, and why Netflix is ruining the definition of a podcast. Oh, and we give you every winning bet you need for Sunday's big game.

Timestamps: 00:00 - Sundance vibes & Skiing mishaps 03:28 - Does anyone watch the Pro Bowl? 05:00 - Super Bowl Betting Strategy 101 12:00 - First Quarter Props 15:00 - Interceptions & Defensive Props 17:30 - MVP Value Picks 21:00 - Exact Score & "The Script" 29:15 - Olympics, NBC's crazy schedule, and Netflix Podcasts

WE FOUND THE LEAKED NFL SCRIPT! (100% REAL)

Mon, 26 Jan 2026 23:43:11 +0000

Did the NFL just leak the Super Bowl winner months in advance? 😱 We are breaking down the VIRAL image that predicts exactly who is going to the Super Bowl and why the logo conspiracy might actually be real this time.

Plus, J Dawg is trapped in a massive blizzard ❄️ and we expose why the Patriots might be the biggest frauds to ever make the championship. You won't believe the stats we found on rookie coaches!

Chapters:

00:00 - Trapped in a Snowstorm!
04:00 - The "New Pope" Seahawks Trend
10:00 - Why Coaches Need to Play Madden
18:50 - The LEAKED NFL Script Exposed
30:00 - Our Super Bowl Score Prediction

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Can Jarrett Stidham Actually Lead the Broncos to the Super Bowl?

Wed, 21 Jan 2026 01:24:36 +0000

Welcome to The Sports Hangover! In this episode, Michael and J-Dog break down a wild Divisional Round and look ahead to the Conference Championships.

J-Dog kicks things off with a travel horror story from the frozen Northeast involving a Delta delay, a sick flight attendant, and a missing ice scraper. Then, the guys dive into the football. Is Josh Allen’s Super Bowl window officially closed after that turnover-filled loss to the Broncos? With Bo Nix banged up, can Jarrett Stidham actually guide Denver past Drake Maye and the Patriots?

Plus, Michael uses AI to analyze the betting tendencies of their playoff pool opponents (watch out, Sam!) to find an edge for the weekend. And finally, we revisit "The Script"—did Oz the Mentalist and a leaked NFL graphic just confirm a Rams vs. Broncos Super Bowl?

In this episode: 00:00 - Intro: J-Dog’s Frozen Travel Nightmare 🥶 03:40 - Bills vs. Broncos: Did Josh Allen blow it? 07:44 - The Jarrett Stidham Era? Broncos QB situation 09:35 - AFC Championship Preview: Patriots vs. Broncos 11:40 - Bears vs. Rams: Caleb Williams' chaotic performance 16:45 - Seahawks dominate the 49ers: Is Seattle the team to beat? 20:21 - NFC Championship Preview: Rams vs. Seahawks 21:58 - The NFL Script: Oz the Mentalist & The "Conspiracy" Graphic 23:15 - Betting Picks: Fading the public & Teasing the Rams 30:59 - Michael uses AI to analyze the betting pool 🤖 35:00 - Outro & Olympics Tease

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Our 2025 NFL Playoff Predictions

Wed, 07 Jan 2026 02:39:05 +0000

The NFL Playoffs are here and nobody knows who's going to win.

The Chiefs are out. The Ravens choked. Gamblers got destroyed all season. So we did what we do every year—drafted all 14 playoff teams to see who ends up with the Super Bowl champion.

Welcome to the 15th Annual Playoff Draft.

Plus: Our 2025 predictions, best bets for Wild Card Weekend, and a bet that could force me to paint my nails on camera if Caleb Williams wins it all.

⏱️ TIMESTAMPS

0:00 Intro 1:45 J-Dog's Fantasy Football Victory Lap 4:20 Why This Season Broke Gamblers 7:30 The 15th Annual Playoff Draft 25:00 Draft Recap: Who Has the Better Roster? 27:30 Sports-O-Damus 2025 Predictions 39:45 Best Bets for Wild Card Weekend 45:00 The Caleb Williams Bet 46:30 Outro

My Playoff QB Rankings (Bo Nix Isn't On Them)

Tue, 23 Dec 2025 02:56:45 +0000

In this episode, Michael Benatar and J Dawg discuss the latest happenings in the NFL, including holiday sports traditions, the struggles of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, quarterback power rankings, and reflections on recent performances during Hanukkah. They also delve into predictions for the Super Bowl, the cultural impact of boxing events like the Jake Paul fight, and the implications of player conduct in the league. The conversation wraps up with a look at the Christmas Day NFL slate and predictions for upcoming games.

The NFL Just Imploded. (Mahomes, Parsons, & Rivers).

Tue, 16 Dec 2025 01:45:11 +0000

The NFL scriptwriters went absolutely crazy this week. We’re breaking down the "ACL Apocalypse" that took out Patrick Mahomes and Micah Parsons, and reacting to Philip Rivers coming off the couch at 44 years old looking like a high school gym teacher (and almost winning).

Plus, Joe Burrow is in a "Deep Dark Place." The Bengals are broken, he looks miserable, and we’re asking if he’s the next Andrew Luck. Is it time for him to demand a trade?

Finally, Michael sat down with his AI betting model and scolded it for losing money. The result? A new "contrarian" strategy and 4 locks for the week that fade the public consensus.

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Vegas is Alive, Gino is Cooked, and the Field Goal from He**

Tue, 09 Dec 2025 02:28:22 +0000

In this episode of the Sports Hangover, hosts Michael and J-Dawg discuss their recent experiences at a historic NFL game in Las Vegas, analyzing the performances of key players and the impact of referee decisions. They delve into the current state of the AFC playoff picture, highlighting the potential for teams like the Bills and Jaguars to make a significant impact. The conversation also touches on player injuries, team dynamics, and the future of the Chiefs. Additionally, they share insights on betting strategies and their experiences with survivor pools, concluding with a discussion about the vibrant atmosphere in Las Vegas and the appeal of the Rio hotel.

16 Years, 3 Turkeys, and One AI Model 🦃🤖

Mon, 24 Nov 2025 18:43:44 +0000

In this episode, Michael and J Dawg discuss their morning vibes, travel plans, and the upcoming Thanksgiving football games. They analyze quarterback performances, coaching changes, and the struggles of various NFL teams. The conversation also touches on the overrated nature of turkey during Thanksgiving and celebrates 16 years of their podcast. Finally, they provide model predictions for the Thanksgiving games, highlighting key matchups and betting insights.

🔥 NFL CHAOS WEEK — Mahomes Decline? Romo Falling Off? Survivor Panic + Model Picks!

Mon, 17 Nov 2025 23:47:37 +0000

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This week on The Sports Hangover, Michael and J-Dawg break down one of the wildest weeks of the NFL season. From freezing Connecticut to flooded Los Angeles, the boys recap everything: bad weather, bad football, and even worse quarterback play.

We go deep on:

🏈 Mahomes + Chiefs Panic Meter

Is the dynasty officially slipping… or is this just another slow start?

🏈 NFL Changing of the Guard

Bo Nix, Drake Maye, Caleb Williams, Jayden Daniels — the kids are taking over while the vets fade.

🏈 Tony Romo… what happened?

We’re not saying he looks different. The internet is. But something is off in the CBS booth.

🏈 Survivor Week 12 PICK OF THE WEEK

We’re down to the wire and the 49ers are the only team left standing.

Model projection: 49ers 31 – Panthers 17

🏈 Model Record Update

✔️ 10–4 straight up

❌ 6–8 ATS (we’re adjusting)

Our custom-built model is STILL printing winners and Week 13 is looking spicy.

🏈 International Game Disaster

Dolphins vs Commanders in Madrid was a crime against football.

🏈 Plus:

– Why Jameis Winston is the best QB to watch… and the worst to bet on

– How $7 six-packs saved Michael’s rainy weekend

– Why the ManningCast is carrying primetime football

– Tua saying the NFL should play a game in Jerusalem (yes, really)

📊 FULL MODEL PICKS + WEEKLY BETTING GUIDE

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Betting, Blackouts, and Bad Takes: ESPN’s Fall from Grace

Tue, 11 Nov 2025 02:21:33 +0000

In this conversation, the speakers discuss the implications of winning a game during a tanking season, particularly focusing on the Miami Dolphins' performance against the Buffalo Bills and the significance of weather conditions in sports.

🚨 Game 7, Gambling, and Karen: A Wild Week in LA Sports

Tue, 04 Nov 2025 02:35:08 +0000

Mike accidentally becomes part of LA’s World Series celebration—without ever going to the game. J Dawg calls him out. Then we dive deep into the Dodgers' Game 7 madness, MLB’s looming salary cap drama, and the sports betting scandal shaking the NBA. Plus: Mike loses his biggest bet ever ($1,458 on the Lions), updates on the Road to 10K, Survivor picks, AI model wins, and a hot take war over Bo Nix vs Drake Maye. It's chaos. It's comedy. It's everything you love about The Sports Hangover.

The Degenerate’s Guide to Sports Betting & Streaming Wars

Wed, 22 Oct 2025 00:01:26 +0000

In this episode of the Sports Hangover, Michael Benatar and J-Dawg discuss their recent betting experiences, focusing on Michael's risky bet on the Colts. They delve into the performance of their AI model for predictions, share insights on survivor picks, and explore the evolving landscape of TV and streaming services. The conversation also touches on quarterback controversies in the NFL, team dynamics, and predictions for upcoming games, all while maintaining a light-hearted and engaging tone.

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Chapters

00:00Betting Insights and Influencer Responsibility

02:53AI Models and Betting Strategies

05:48Survivor Picks and Game Analysis

08:47Streaming Services and Sports Coverage

11:36Cultural Relevance of Podcasts and Streaming

14:29The Future of Media Mergers and Acquisitions

19:37The Cyclical Nature of Media Consumption

20:44Analyzing NFL Survivor Picks

22:01The Struggles of Tua Tagovailoa

23:57Quarterback Decision-Making and Performance

26:00Evaluating NFL Draft Prospects

27:39AI Predictions and Betting Strategies

29:42Best Bets for the Week

31:32Upsets and Predictions in the NFL

33:39Reflections on the World Series and Gaming

The Key West Hangover: Weddings, Flacco Truthers & AI Picks

Thu, 16 Oct 2025 00:42:23 +0000

In this episode, Michael Benatar and J DAWG discuss their recent trip to a wedding in Key West, sharing insights about the local culture and their experiences with NFL fans. They delve into the performance of the Buffalo Bills, the gambling culture surrounding sports, and the identity crisis of Josh Allen. The conversation also covers the surprising success of the Pittsburgh Steelers, strategies for survivor pools, and predictions based on a betting model they are developing. The episode wraps up with a discussion on upcoming NFL matchups and the importance of trusting their model for betting insights.

Chapters

00:00 Key West Wedding Adventures

02:52 NFL Insights from Key West

05:52 Airline Experiences and Travel Tips

08:47 Buffalo Bills Performance Review

11:42 Gambling Culture and Sports Farms

14:44 Josh Allen's Identity Crisis

16:38 Celebrating Wins and Analyzing Teams

18:43 Betting Strategies and Survivor Picks

21:35 Model Predictions and Game Analysis

28:26 Survivor Pool Strategies and Team Evaluations

Inside the NFL’s Craziest Week: Sanchez Stabbing, Survivor Collapse, and Sports Farms?!”

Tue, 07 Oct 2025 00:31:43 +0000

NFL chaos meets conspiracy: Mark Sanchez’s stabbing story keeps changing, 60% of Circa’s Survivor pool is gone, and we may have uncovered Russia’s underground sports gambling empire. This is the episode where it all unravels.

Fantasy Is Mid. Survivor Is War. Betting Is Therapy

Wed, 01 Oct 2025 22:51:38 +0000

Admit it: the Herbert Kool-Aid is strong. We chugged it and got dunked on by Jackson Dart. Here’s our course correction: Cardinals clean survivor, Colts smash spot, Texans as a bet not a life decision, and why Jags MNF might be sneakier than you think. Plus: free concessions at big events? Ryder Cup just set the bar.

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Chargers Redemption, Giants Implosion & NFL Survivor Madness!

Tue, 23 Sep 2025 00:41:08 +0000

Herbert gets an apology, Giants fans suffer again, and Survivor strategy is getting wild. We break down week 3 chaos, $575 on the line for Road to 10K, and why Jerry Jones might bury himself in Dallas.

NFL Week Two Was Pure Chaos 😱

Mon, 15 Sep 2025 22:52:26 +0000

In this episode, Michael Benatar and J-Dawg recap the wild NFL Week Two, discussing standout performances, particularly Russell Wilson's surprising game. They delve into the impact of injuries on teams, analyze betting strategies for survivor picks, and share their best bets for the upcoming week. The conversation also touches on the recent Emmys and quarterback performances, concluding with thoughts on the future of various teams and players.

Herbert Went God Mode, Cowboys Collapsed, and We Still Cashed

Tue, 09 Sep 2025 00:47:24 +0000

We barely survived Week 1 and Mike actually switched his Survivor pick mid-week (never again). Lightning delays, near-upsets, and a Sunday Night miracle later… we’re somehow up and sprinting on the Road to $10K.

In this episode: Andy Reid shockers, a (maybe) god-tier Herbert, Bills as team of destiny, Dolphins doom, Russ reality, why home favorites matter in Survivor, and the exact bets we’ve already placed for Week 2 — including a spicy Raiders flyer and a big Bills position. Plus: the contrarian traps to avoid and which teams to “burn early” before the value evaporates.

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Chapters

00:00 Cold Open — We survived… barely (and a brutal Survivor switch)

00:52 Cowboys/Titans late-game chaos + Eagles after the lightning

01:38 Chiefs Week 1 shock & the Kelsey/Worthy conspiracy

02:22 New Friday game rules & why it’s going away

02:53 Three teams we misread (and why Week 1 lies)

03:20 Herbert unleashed: “Joe Montana or Justin Herbert?”

04:49 Raiders respect: Pats overhyped, Vegas for real?

06:05 Off-season noise ≠ wins (Diggs boat jokes included)

06:19 SNF insanity: Bills comeback and why we turned it off 😅

07:30 Matt Prater is somehow older than us

07:47 Ravens: great for 3.5 quarters… then the turnover curse

08:44 Bold take: Bills to win the Super Bowl?

09:52 Dolphins doomsday, Tyreek rumors, McDaniel heat

12:58 Seahawks/Niners weirdness + Darnold reality check

13:41 CMC fantasy nerves vs real-life usage

14:28 Russ timeline: when does Dart start?

16:02 Practice hero vs game-day zero (Russ problem)

16:46 Scoreboard: Survivor + best bets recap

18:00 Survivor sweat story: Mike went to the mall 🤦‍♂️

19:45 Parlay recap + bankroll bump

20:28 Week 2 bets placed: Raiders ML + Bills ML

21:45 Substack plug: mid-week picks & paid tier

22:15 Survivor board: Bills, Ravens, 49ers, Rams

22:49 Warning label: Don’t mess with Cam Ward (again)

23:16 Strategy: Burn Rams early? Stafford durability calculus

23:52 Week 2 feels easier — but spot the traps

24:13 Bengals popular pick = fade? Jags live

24:36 Survivor angles: Lions bounce-back vs Caleb

25:53 Week 2 manifesto stats (home vs road favorites)

27:52 Survivor philosophy: Save elites, burn the right “good” teams

29:06 Kyler’s NOLA tummy & why spots matter

30:07 Paywall picks + listener shoutouts

31:04 Leaning Dallas? Survivor contrarian case

32:20 Home-field matters more than you think

34:14 Wrap: Weekly picks drop Wednesday on Substack

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RedZone Returns, Parlays Die, and Our $10K Quest Begins

Wed, 03 Sep 2025 01:10:59 +0000

A baby nuked our Google Sheet (true story). Then we built a season-long gambling blueprint: survivor planning, home-dog rules, and one-bet-a-week compounding. Plus futures: KC–WAS, Bills–Packers, and a spicy Seahawks take.

Chapters

00:00 Intro & Labor Day “no days off”
00:18 Survivor pool + why gambling never sleeps
02:42 The $10K rollover plan (one bet a week)
05:30 Bankroll compounding & risk of ruin
06:05 RedZone hype + East vs West kickoff life
08:04 Survivor Week 1: Eagles vs Cowboys debate
12:25 Coaching nerves, vibes, and variance
14:45 J-DAWG’s Survivor pick: Commanders > Giants
18:43 Best bets mindset: MLs > teasers
20:13 Parlays Michael actually placed
22:42 Home dogs: Seahawks vs 49ers
24:13 Jets-Steelers, Rodgers jitters & Tomlin drama
26:52 Futures: Darnold MVP? KC-WAS? Bills-Pack?
29:01 Division winners lightning round
33:03 Patriots reset, rookie QB reality checks
35:25 Vegas talk, apps, and cash-out culture
36:22 Tracking our picks publicly (uh oh)
37:15 Wrap: optimism before Week 1 carnage

Fantasy Football Fever: Draft Tips and Survivor Strategies Unleashed!

Tue, 26 Aug 2025 00:47:38 +0000

In this episode of The Sports Hangover, Mike & J Dawg go off on fantasy football auction drafts in Google Sheets (why?!) and reveal their $54 rookie gamble that could make or break the season. Plus, Mike drops $1,000 on an NFL Survivor pool and explains why betting Week 1 is actually galaxy-brain genius. We also break down the UFC’s shocking Paramount+ deal, ESPN stealing NFL RedZone, and the latest Shadour Sanders controversy.

NFC Football Season Preview: What to Expect

Mon, 11 Aug 2025 07:00:24 +0000

In this episode, Michael Benatar and J DAWG dive into the upcoming NFL season, breaking down each NFC division. They discuss team performances, betting odds, and player predictions, providing insights on the Eagles' potential Super Bowl hangover, the rise of Jaden Daniels, the struggles of the Giants, and the overall state of the NFC South and West. The conversation is filled with humor and candid opinions, making it a must-listen for football fans and bettors alike.

AFC Preview: What to Expect This Season

Mon, 04 Aug 2025 07:00:19 +0000

In this episode of the Sports Hangover, hosts Michael Benatar and J-Dawg dive into an extensive preview of the AFC, discussing team projections, player performances, and gambling odds. They analyze each division, highlighting key players and potential outcomes for the upcoming season. The conversation is filled with humor and insights, making it a must-listen for football fans and gamblers alike.

Fantasy Football Power Moves: Sleeper App, Silent Coups & Chaos

Wed, 30 Jul 2025 00:31:45 +0000

Time snubbed us. ESPN might kill RedZone. Fantasy commissioners are out of control. We break it all down — plus fantasy football power moves, Happy Gilmore 2 hot takes, and a game of “Where Does This Player Even Play Now?” Buckle up. It’s chaos (as usual).

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Chapters00:00

Welcome to the Sports Hangover